ʻO ke ahi wale nō ʻo Gymnast, he kiʻi maikaʻi loa kona, hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi koke aku ʻo ia he haʻuki. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i kahi o kēia ʻano hoʻomaʻamaʻa, makemake wau e lilo i kumu aʻo no kekahi).
He log i hoʻokahi huaʻōlelo.
ʻAe, ʻo ia.
Nui nā kaikamāhine ma ʻaneʻi... ʻo wau wale nō.
# Maikaʻi ka moekolohe #
Ua hui kekahi kāne ʻōpio ma ka paka ma kahi noho. Huli koke ka kamaʻilio i ka wahine wela. Puhi hana. ʻO ke kūlana o ka wahine lio. Nānā a puni. Ke ʻike nei inā ʻike kekahi. Kiʻekiʻe. Wela loa.
E hana kāua.
Ke ʻike nā kaikamahine i kahi negro, hoʻokaʻawale lākou i ko lākou mau wāwae. ʻO ia ke ʻano o nā brunettes, ke ʻike lākou i kahi kanaka ʻeleʻele, komo lākou i loko o kona ʻeke. A i ka wā e loaʻa ai iā lākou kahi kī nui i loko, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke wehe i waho mai ko lākou mau pepeiao a hiki i ka wā e omo ai lākou. ʻO nā ʻīlio e like me ia e ʻoki i kēlā me kēia hāʻule hope loa!
ʻAʻole kahi clip maikaʻi loa, ʻaʻole hoihoi.
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Aloha au i nā wahine me nā hoki momona, a ʻoi aku hoʻi me nā ʻiʻo nui! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, akā ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomaha a hiki i koʻu hoʻopaʻa ʻana iā ia ma waena o nā ʻū a hoʻopaʻa i kāna hoki momona! ʻAʻole au e poina no ka honua!